The Sawanos have taken over!!!! Ummm.... help ????

"Hi-hai, hiya!! This time we're having a...

Stunning Special Edition, Talk-thru Post, Duet Hostess-Style!!"

"Eri, do you know what's going on? Somehow, we've turned into lines of dialogue!"
"Oh Suzu-nee, it's just a wittle-bittle, one-off thingy! You don't need to get all panicky about it. "
"I'm NOT panicking! I just want to how we ended up like... THIS."
"Come-on, it doesn't reeeally matter! You're making too biggie of a deal on the minor details."
"...Minor? So it doesn't bother you that we've suddenly been plucked out of whatever moment in time/space we were supposed to be from and given full omnipotent knowledge of EVERYTHING that's so far been developed in our fictional universe, even across multiple timelines? That's not including knowledge on other unrelated series, of which we do not (or should not) take any meaningful part in. And the purpose of this strange turn of events? We've been "chosen" to do a mock presentation of the latest progress made across the various projects; offering our "patented" comical duo-like comments to each one. (Since I wasn't paired-up with Shi-chan this time, I suppose I could at least consider that a blessing.) Honestly, does any of this even remotely make any sense?!"
"Way, way too serious, Su-nee! C'mon, you're no fun at all!!"
"*Sigh!* ...It's just like you to stay in character like this, isn't it?"
"Ha! Would you really expect any less of me?"
"To be honest, I thought your first reaction upon learning all the what-ifs, would be to hit me. VERY HARD."
"Truuue, but that would be a teensy-weensy out of character, no?"
"...This unexpected breakdown of the fourth wall is giving me a headache."

• [Misc] United Riders character designs/clothing.

"Watch me, as I burn through a fistful of outfits!!"
"I really hope you don't mean that literally."
"Shh. Spoileys, Su-neechan. Big no-noes."

• [FLR] The return of GDR-01's Target System.

"This ability has been brought back, but now belongs to what used to be GDR-03."
"Having plenty of Swappie-swappy fun?"
"Just, why... are you asking THAT to me?"

• [FLR] A story of amazing plot conveniences.

"Shi-chan!? What are you doing here?"
"Ummm.... I dunno. I'm just, kinda walking about... in this particular area????"

• [CHAIN] Kamen Rider Scour: Pile-Up Formation
  

"Hee-hee."
"You just HAD to do that, didn't you? Anyway, surprising as it is for a CHAIN update, Pile-Up Formation is the descriptive name for Scour going into Muteki form."
"Didja see wat Su-nee did thar?"

• [FLR/Misc] Lock-on attacks.

"Aaand over here, we have an imaginary game-mechanic for Su-nee if she were to appear in a video game. Interesting idea, I must say! Using a multi-lock function to target the same enemy again and again!!"
"It makes me sound cheap, I don't feel comfortable with this unfair attention."

• [???] A.MiBa-chan

"What is this?"
"Hmm... a little more explanation sure would help.
SCENE SWITCH, START!!"
"What did you just d--"

"So-so-soo... We should think up some casual nicks, right now! Let's do it!"

"We.... should????"

"Yeah, of course! That's a real no-brainer, right there!"

"Uhhh????"

"Now, Mi Oba-chan's no good. You look too little for that. Aunt Miko? Hhh-no, too plain. Now let me just me concoct an... Eureka! Compound them both together and we got ourselves an A.MiBa-chan!!

"Ummm.... ok, but what's an "Amoeba"????"

"That... still doesn't make much sense! You just revealed a major spoiler as well."
"True, true. But this is a personal blog full of spoilers. Remember, Su-nee? We can let that pass for now."
"...No one can see you wink, you know."

• [STK] Fusion: Aque and Alloy battle scene

"That... was interesting..."
"You show'em, Kenny-kun! Now that's how you fight with a fire hydrant!! Although you did get your suit a tad bit wet..."
"I think we should watch Keni-- Hikawashi-san in action again! Re-watch from the very start in slow motion... for... critical purposes, of course."

• [FLR] Upgrades come in pairs.
  

"You see? And you said you weren't the over-competitive type!!"
"No... I am not. Can I actually help it, if that's how events were made to play out?"
"Shu-Wah, Su-nee. You can try and explain all you want, but we both know the truth."
"Why do I even bother talking sense to you?"
"Don't pretend you don't like it, because it's fun, 'natch!!"
"Oh yay... fun. Of course..."

***

"Just before we go, I would like to point out this is definitely a one-off event!"
"Awww, that's too bad... I had a great time playing the hostess! Still, you never know. We miiight just decide to make a surprise return in two weeks!!"
"There's NO way that's going to happen! I can absolutely confirm that the next entry is going back to the standard format."
"Heeey! No fair, Su-nee!! You can't take a peek at the next scheduled post, that's cheating!!"
"I haven't. You know as well as I do we're just being used as proxies to get the message across. That, and the fact that I'm NOT prepared to through this madness again."
"You think so, Su-nee? This little show of ours is gonna pop up again some day and you'll be there, ready and willing as always!!"
"...Thanks for that, Eri. Now I have something to look forward to for the rest of my life."
"Anytime Su-nee, you know how much I care, hmm?"